Seriously?
When I first saw this beauty, I thought to myself, “Finally, my prayers have been answered. Someone finally made a Segway that can take me off road.” Honestly, there’s nothing in the world I’d like more than to be able to take my self-stabilizing douchemobile off the sidewalk and into the wild and wonderful hills of Appalachia.
Boy was I disappointed when I realized that this is a high-end Chanel fucking Segway. If you’re planning on buying this , please come see me so I can punch you in the throat.
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